Me (reading aloud from app on phone): “For Dad. Bottle or Breast…If you have reservations about breastfeeding (some men worry about the idea of their partner exposing her breast in public, others worry about their territory being appropriated by baby, still others worry about being left out of the feeding process) put them on the table before you make your decision”.
Marto: “put them on the table, for one last lick”.
Me: [laughing] “I think they meant the worries”.
Marto: “This baby’s going to appropriate all of my territory. Our life, house, all of our money. Breast feeding is the least of it . I think I’ll cope.”
THE LITTLE PIP 